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The I-4M A-NO/0B Megakiller was the most deadly and cool-looking airplane ever to be created. The Megakiller was designed by Wedefyphysics Industries, in close cooperation with Godmodding Incorporated. It was only given to the best allied aces during the Super War, Who used the plane to vaporize all of Belka.
Design
The Megakiller was made to be unbeatable. It was covered with indestructible armor. It had a top speed of Mach 24, and could always turn on a dime. It never ran out of ammo because it built bullets and missles inside of it at a high rate. It was also 100% invisible to radar. It has the most advanced version of DOS (called Megakiller Stealth). The Megakiller Stealth makes it invisible to the eye and can be continuously turned on for an indefinite time (Meaning that it stays infinitely on unless turned off and can be turned on again). It doesn't have characteristic ripples when
activated (Meaning that it looks like there's nothing there). Its fuel is any and every energy sources.
Weapons
- 30 mm rotary gun with nuclear tracer rounds
- Hydrogen Super Missles
- Mini Death Star laser
- Roundhouse kicks
Stats
- Speed: Infinite
- Mobility: Infinite
- Stability: Infinite
- Defense: Infinite
- Air-to-Air: Infinite
- Air-to-Ground: Infinite
- Spility (WTF?): Infinite
Trivia
- This article was inspired by the infamous Hellhawk incident. I hoped my satire would lighten many of the rather strong feelings that still surround the unfortunate mishap.
- We have no idea what spility is either.