The editor of this page has been assassinated by the ICW for divulging military secrets without proper authorization.
Just kidding.
The editor of this page has been laughed right out of the ICW boardroom for even assuming that the ICW had to lift a finger at all. In the words of an unnamed ICW official, "The brave independent journalists and reporters, who fought our agents for one-way seats onboard the airlift planes, would like to have a word with you after this."