Changes: Shoop-Da-Whoop LAZAR

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"Imma firin' ma lazar! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

-The battle cry of Comedian-Turned-Nazi Dictator "Smart" Alec Felsen when flying his trademark ADF-0-2-1 Failen over Dim's March, Bakan Waldreek during the final battle of the Even Bigger Ozone War

The Shoop-Da-Whoop LAZAR is the most powerful and most badass weapon ever mounted on a plane. It's so powerful that it sponataneously creates a shoop-da-woop face over the aircraft carrying it whenever it fires. It always yells, "IMMA CHARGIN' MA LAZAR!" soon followed by "IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZAR! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" whenever its used, and is often used in conjunction with the F-Bomb's specialized and far more devastating variant, the WTF-Bomb. If the LAZAR doesn't kill you, the sheer epicness of this weapon and Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks WILL.

thumb|right|300px|Just an epic song I found on YouTube (The hardcore rock and roll part starts at the two-minute mark). We'll say this is the background music for when "Smart" Alec Felsen is fought.

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-'''''-The b''''''''''attle cry of Comedian-Turned-Nazi Dictator "Smart" Alec Felsen when flying his trademark ADF-0-2-1 Failen over Dim's March, Bakan Waldreek during the final battle of the Even Bigger Ozone War'''''
+-The battle cry of Comedian-Turned-Nazi Dictator "Smart" Alec Felsen when flying his trademark ADF-0-2-1 Failen over Dim's March, Bakan Waldreek during the final battle of the Even Bigger Ozone War
 [[File:FAILEN!!!.jpg|thumb|The Shoop-Da-Whoop LAZAR (SDWP) mounted on an ADF-0-2-1 Failen.]]
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-The Shoop-Da-Whoop LAZAR is the most powerful and most badass weapon ever mounted on a plane.  It's so powerful that it sponataneously creates a shoop-da-woop face over the aircraft carrying it whenever it fires.  It always yells, "IMMA CHARGIN' MA LAZAR!" soon followed by "IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZAR!  BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" whenever its used, and is often used in conjunction with the [[F-Bomb]]'s specialized and far more devastating variant, the WTF-Bomb.  If the LAZAR doesn't kill you, the sheer epicness of this weapon and Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks '''''WILL'''''.
+The Shoop-Da-Whoop LAZAR is the most powerful and most badass weapon ever mounted on a plane. It's so powerful that it sponataneously creates a shoop-da-woop face over the aircraft carrying it whenever it fires. It always yells, "IMMA CHARGIN' MA LAZAR!" soon followed by "IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZAR! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" whenever its used, and is often used in conjunction with the [[F-Bomb]]'s specialized and far more devastating variant, the WTF-Bomb. If the LAZAR doesn't kill you, the sheer epicness of this weapon and Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks '''''WILL'''''.
-[[Video:Shoop da Whoop/Ima Firin Mah Lazah|thumb|300px|right|Just an epic song I found on YouTube.  We'll say this is the background music for when "Smart" Alec Felsen is fought.]]
+[[Video:Shoop da Whoop/Ima Firin Mah Lazah|thumb|right|300px|Just an epic song I found on YouTube (The hardcore rock and roll part starts at the two-minute mark).  We'll say this is the background music for when "Smart" Alec Felsen is fought.]]
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