You play too much Ace Combat?

You play too much Ace Combat?

You play too much Ace Combat?

Original by ~Panzerfire Modifications by ~Midsummersnow

After a research made trough different forums and website dealing with the gaming subject "Ace Combat"... we found out that this game can cause a serious change in a persons personality and behaviour. This happens often because the players of "Ace Combat" are often to addicted to that game(s).

You play too much Ace Combat when:

1. You downloaded from the internet all the soundtracks from Ace Combat... including the one of Ace Combat Advance and even the ripoff soundtrack from AC6 demo.
2. When a friend of yours convinces you to do something, you reply "Let's do this Garuda 1!".
3. You pick a favourite country of AC world according to your own nationality; USA=Osea, Germany=Belka, Russia=Yuktobania, etc.
4. You don't find an AC nation comparable to your country, you create your own new country in AC world and you make a whole new Ace Combat version.
5. When you're on the shower or bored you normaly whistle, but you whistle AC5 and AC6 main themes.
6. You're counting the days until the Circum-Pacific War begins between the USA (Osea) and Russia (Yuktobania).
7. After your dissapointment that the CPW hasn't began you wait other five years to see the Anean Continental War erupting.
8. Your Deskopt Wallpaper of your computer is always about Ace Combat.
9. You bought a GBA, PSP, PS1, PS2 and the Xbox360 to play specifically Ace Combat.
10. You play Ace Combat wearing a USAF helmet, gloves and even an oxygen mask.
11. You go a military airshow and you ask an officer "Where you keep the X-02 Wyvern?".
12. After playing Ace Combat you seriously want to join your Air Force..
13. You hear a loud sound while sleeping and you wake up screaming "OMG! Belka dropped the bombs!".
14. You never play anything different from Ace Combat.
15. You compare ALL flight sims and air combat games with Ace Combat.
16. You think the NATO's (ISAF) operation located in Afgahnistan is a joint military alliance against Erusea.
17. You go to a bar and you expect to see Mobius 1 and Yellow 13 being friends.
18. You think the Ace Combat world is a lot more realistic than the real world.
19. You study the AC world has if it were real life history.
20. You make your own AC fictional superfighter.
21. At school... your teacher says "And for homework...", you inmediatelly scream "OMFG!!! Missile! Eject! Eject! Eject!!!".
22. After that you think you're going to be court martialed by your nearest Air Force base authorities.
23. And finally... You play way too much Ace Combat when you join the Air Force, are accepted despite your AC adicction and you try to load 80 missiles on to your fighter.

Beware of playing too much Ace Combat! You may never recover....