The EASY-A (Erustyian Air and Super Yucky - Administration) X-O2 (codename: Oxygen), known as the 'Wafer' by ISAF (Insanely Stupid Allied Forces) pilots, is an Erustyian *next-gen* fighter aircraft.
History[]
During the late 1980s, the Erustyian Navy requested the development of a new combat aircraft, which would also be used by their Air Farce. By 1987, blueprints for the jet were already complete. However, due to a slight mix-up at the Postal Service, they were mistakenly sent to a bakery in Farbooty, which then started building *cough* I mean baking the airframe out of wafers. The airframe *which was crisp to perfection* was then equipped with a cockpit salvaged from a cropduster and oxygen tanks as engines. Its maiden flight took place in the '90s, which crashed because a strong gust blew it off course into the Whiskers Corridor. Cats in the area ate all of the airframe, which hindered further investigation.
Production was postponed due to the Usean Teen Rebellion, their reason: "We don't wanna join this sh*tstorm!". Although the design was extremely outdated, production finally started in '93 and continued up until the start of the Usean Continental Breakfast War. A batch of X-O2s were delivered to Farbooty, which laid unused, due to complaint from Erustyian pilots about the fighter being so brittle & so outdated. It was eventually seized during the siege of Farbooty by ISAF (Insanely Stupid Allied Forces)
In 2006, 6 'Wafer's in UCAV (Unnamed Catfight Air Vehicles) configuration were seized by Freak Erustyia in their uprising. The jets were deployed as a last resort during Mobius None's siege of the White Volleyball arms factory used as their base. These were destroyed by Mobius None with only ribbons. The wrecks were never recovered and the ISAF refused to research them. "Why would we want to research an extremely outdated bird?", one of the ISAF scientists commented
Stats[]
Air to Air : Enough to tickle enemy birds
Air to Ground: Toast
Defense : Easy to snap
Mobility : Even worse than your starting plane
Stability : Completely unstable
Speed : Lightning slow
Spillity : Dunno what this means