The XB-0X Harass-fail-grrr, also known as the 'Winged XBOX', is a Bakan-built prototype heavy command cruiser that doubles as an entertainment system. A product of Project *insert here*, it was stolen by A World With More Boundaries.
History[]
The Harass-fail-grrr was one of the main products of Project *insert here*, a Bakan development program in 1985. Construction began on an airfield in Mount Shrimp, where it was housed in XBOX 360 packaging. Along with Excalipoor, it's development continued during the economic crisis (though the developers were playing FAUX on it instead). The Harass-fail-grrr was still being used by the developers to play FAUX, though it didn't see action during the Bakan War. On June 1995, prior to the Pooh-men piss treaty, troops from AWWMB stole the XB-0X with help from rebel Bakan forces.
On Christmas, the organization used the Harass-fail-grrr to attack Pooh-men and reveal themselves to the world (promoting the XB-0X in a game show). After the raid, they paid a visit to Duh-lice Air Base in Udontno and bombed the hell out of it. Though the base suffered no damage (the XB-0X crew were so immersed in FAUX they thought they bombed it for real), Cyfer and DJ (Garm Team) took off in pursuit into the Baldfreak Mountains.
While DJ mixed the background music, Cyfer knocked out its sound systems one by one, even managing to make the Es-prada Squadron crash into each other (they laughed so hard at Cyfer, they didn't see where they went). Heavily damaged, Cyfer went for the cockpit and killed the players inside, causing it to crash into Narth (though it was probably the crew who ragequitted because of the Red Ring of Death). Slave Wing Poxy somehow took off just before the XB-0X crashed, sending a message to Cyfer: "Yo Buddy, you dead yet?"
Design[]
The Harass-fail-grrr is a large heavy command cruiser shrunk to the size of an XBOX 360, it is propelled by numerous game engines